21 April 2005

Habemus Papam!

Wail and gnash your teeth, ye liberals! Cardinal Ratzinger, the prefect of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith - in plain English, the Head of the Inquisition - is now Pope Benedict XVI! In fact, this is the first time in history that the Chief Inquisitor has been elected as Pope...

The Holy Father appears at the balcony. He speaks in Latin, but I'll translate:

NOBODY expects the German Inquisition!
Our chief weapon is surprise - surprise and fear!
Roma, Roma ├╝ber alles!

Benedict XVI is expected to order an inquisition against the liberals, using horrific instruments of torture such as the soft cushions and the COMFY CHAIR. Burning at the stake will reserved for the Mormons.

Liberals, feminists and gay rights people! BOW BEFORE THE POPE!!!

(serious post is in the works - ETA 1 day or so. It will be on: Why are liberals so afraid of the new Pope? Dun scare scare lah!)

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