An edition where I do not call for the impeachment of Bush II or MiniLee
I own a portable fifth dimensional bag. Things get lost once they're inside... (on occasion, they REALLY get lost there for months!)
This could lead to "wildly entertaining" scenarios.
I.
Gets on the bus. "I remember my wallet's in the bag... It HAS to be!" Rummages in bag for an entire minute before locating wallet in previously unknown compartment behind the fourth zipper. OR: Finding wallet in PANTS POCKET after 10 minutes of searching bag.
II.
At the queue to get into cinema. The tickets are with me and my portable fifth dimension!
Check in pants pocket. Wallet easily located. The ticket, apparently, is in none of the 5 pockets of the wallet. Darn.
5 minutes gone. Entire contents of wallet are emptied on floor, just in case.
Is it in the multidimensional bag? 10 minutes gone. The entire contents of the bag are arranged on the floor, but no luck.
Or the OTHER pants pocket? No.
Then, in horror, I realise the tickets are in my SHIRT POCKET.
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